1. today i executed the planned abduction of a hallucinogenic cactus 

    we pulled out the front of a driveway littered with cactus and i jumped out of the car, sliced a decent sized portion off one with my knife then jumped back in and sped off

    i can see the A Current Affair story on the news now:

    'several youth have been charged with theft and sentenced to prison for life after being caught stealing a cactus. the youth were reportedly driven to steal the cactus by their addiction to dangerous drugs. stay tuned to find out how their drug tea could threaten your obese child's life and why the theft of YOUR own cactus would not be covered by insurance’ 

    1. sand-groper said: hooray!
    2. hughbris said: can’t believe you motherfuckers really did it
    3. nocureforcancer posted this